-Mike Murphy: “My theory? Chicom spies quietly switched members of Nobel Committee with Tiger Beat mag editorial staff. Hu Jia on cover of next issue…”
-Kathryn Lopez: “i want to buy the world a coke.”
-Philip Klein: “Obama’s victory speech should be, ‘Don’t tell me that words don’t matter.’”
-Ben Domenech: “BREAKING NEWS: Obama Awarded 1987 Best Supporting Actress Prize Because Olympia Dukakis Never Deserved It #tcot #nobelprize”
-Ana Marie Cox: “I guess we can finally un-green our avatars, huh?”
-John Edgell: “is definitely going to watch Rush Limbaugh’s webcast today. This is the one best chance to see a human being actually turn purple.”
-PourMeCoffee: “Nobel committee picks Obama for its fantasy peace team.”
-Chris Lehmann: “Harry Reid flummoxed that Obama won Peace Prize without Olympia Snowe’s backing.”
-Mo Rocca: “I don’t care who wins the Nobel. I just hope Neil Patrick Harris is hosting.”
-Christine Hall: “Beer Summit propels President Obama to Nobel Peace Prize win.”
-Karen Tumulty: “Mr. President, that knock on the front door is Publisher’s Clearing House. They say they have some very good news.”
-Dave Weigel: “Huh. Who knew ACORN controlled the Nobel committee, too?”
-Farhad Manjoo: “Yo Barack, I’m really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Morgan Tsvangira was one the most peaceful dudes ever.”
-John Dickerson: “Well it was a week late but Obama got the gold.”
-Mike Memoli: “Breaking: MLB has awarded the Yankees the World Championship in recognition of their pursuit of excellence”
-Jake Tapper: “apparently the standards are more exacting for an ASU honorary degree these days”
-Matt Yglesias: “They should institute a Nobel Prize for driving conservatives crazy.”
-Chadwick Matlin: “Who let the barackobamaisyournewbycicle people vote for the Nobel peace prize this year?”
-Erick Erickson: “Obama is becoming Jimmy Carter faster than Jimmy Carter became Jimmy Carter.”
-David Waldman: “Obama just unlocked the Nobel Laureate badge in Foursquare!”
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