Top Ten Reactions to Glenn Beck / Eric Massa

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1. pourmecoffee: “Apparently there was some kind of ‘Operation: Endearing Tickle’ in Massa’s Navy. Top Secret.”

2. Greg Mitchell: “Not quite like Beethoven’s: Massa in Seed Major.”

3. Jake Tapper: “Just got back from vacation. Someone exploded a nonsense bomb while I was away.”

4. Shira Toeplitz: “I assume that #ticklememassa will be waterproof?”

5. Jason Linkins: “I feel like that whole hour should have been bracketed by a ‘Previously, on LOST…’”

6. Chris Lehmann: “If Massa can tickle a man till he stops breathing, how could he have been intimidated by a naked Rahm?”

7. Matt Lewis: “… Beck’s Massa interview is turning into the political version of Geraldo’s opening Al Capone’s vault.”

8. Dave Weigel: “SALTY TICKLE (n) - An interview that does not go as planned. #massappeal”

9. Jamison Foser: “I’m confused. How does the need to raise money lead to tickle fights? Wait: Don’t answer that. #massappeal”

10. J. Freedom du Lac: “Eric Massa, inventor of interpretive groping?”