Top Ten Best Human Events Email Subject Lines I Received in 2009

1. “Aerobics and Cardio are Dead”
2. “Stop drinking water now”
3. “Will Jesus ever return? Some folks are wondering.”
4. “How to stop a heart attack”
5. “Glenn Beck is back, idiots beware”
6. “Obama is scared, he’s on the run, we can win this one.”
7. “Still Think Sex Ed Is All About “The Facts of Life”? Think Again.”
8. “The problem with saw palmetto”
9. “F-22 jet can shoot homosexual agenda down in flames”
10. “The Passion of Christ, an Exclusive Travel Opportunity”